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                 ----     Oh, Jesus! He got Lou! No, no, no!
               /      \  This is all wrong! Where's the VAN?!
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Tue Apr 01 00:00:00 EDT 2008
Welcome to the new and improved Because Internet! Now 99% compliant with all browsers ever: Firefox, Internet Explorer, Safari, even the excessively secure Google Browser!

Over the next few months, I'll be translating all the archives into eye-popping ASCII art as well, so stay tuned for all the plain-text hilarity!

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