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Walking the Beetis
He is both good-cop and bad-cop, depending on how many donuts he's had.

Wed Aug 20 13:39:20 EDT 2008
THIS IS A TRUE COMIC! OMG!

While I was at the second annual Spitecon, NeoBokrug was driving us around the horrid road-mess that is Houston. We stop at a light, I looked over and see Wilford Brimley in a rent-a-cop uniform at the mouth of a parking deck, doing rent-a-cop things. I call everyone's attention to it, Neo looks over and says, "He's walking the beetis!" I promised that would be a comic, and I KEEP MY PROMISES.

Hooray, four-eared kitty!